Ho-Ho-Ho hilarious

Why did the Christmas cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumby.

What do you call a reindeer that tells jokes? A “deer” comedian.

What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper.

What’s the best thing to put in a Christmas pudding? Your teeth.

Why did the chicken join the Christmas band? Because it had the drumsticks.

What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?

What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill out.

What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas? Sandy Claws.

How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”.

What do elves use to take notes in school? Their elf-abet.

Why did the ornament go to school? To get a little “tree”-ment!

What does a gingerbread man use to fix his house? Cookie dough.